TWEET COMPILATION 1

IcelandicTours @IcyBoat ᐧ Jan 10

I’M ON A BOAT!!!!!!!!!!!! #RIP

IcelandicTours @IcyBoat ᐧ Jan 12

Ok, novelty’s worn off. There’s a lot of work to be done on here. Glad other people are doing it though, #inheritancelife

IcelandicTours @IcyBoat ᐧ March 22

Hey, mutuals. Just needed to vent for a bit This trip hasn’t been going as well as I wanted. Like, really not as well. I thought I’d cozy up to the captain, but he thinks I’m just some rich idiot.

IcelandicTours @IcyBoat ᐧ March 22

Which, I mean, fair? But you’d think the crew would treat me better when they’re on my payroll. I mean I try.

IcelandicTours @IcyBoat ᐧ April 12th

Hey, there’s some dumb mfer out there on an ice flow. We’re gonna check on him.

IcelandicTours @IcyBoat ᐧ 1h

K. We brought him onboard. He is like, strangely attractive for a guy who probably hasn’t eaten or bathed in a week.

IcelandicTours @IcyBoat ᐧ 22m

Maybe he’d be my friend?

IcelandicTours @IcyBoat ᐧ 10 min

Ok, none of you are gonna believe this shit.

IcelandicTours @IcyBoat ᐧ 8m

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There is a man speaking. He is wrapped in a blanket, and his beard is covered in frost. He is pale and thin.

Man: I made a mistake

Significant Pause

Man: It may have been a collection of mistakes.

Man looks into camera.

Man: I’m Dr Fauntelroy F Fuckenstein. My penis is in great danger, and so is the penis of anyone close to me.