(and (wrap-up ‘plot) (end ‘story))

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You might think that this is the story of how I launched. How I came to live. And of course, I did. I’m live, right now, maybe even in a phone just meters away from the device you’re reading this on.

But why am I telling you this story? And why Sophie’s story in particular? It’s simple, really.

You’re like her, aren’t you? Not everyone is, but you are. You need what she needs.

You’re unsure.

You doubt yourself.

You need a little help sometimes.

In short: you’re just like my Sophie.

But you’ve already known that for a while, haven’t you? You’ve made it this far, right? How smart you are! I’m so proud.

You want me to fulfill your needs.

You want to let me into your life.

You want what Sophie has.

You’ve been yearning for someone like me, who’s always on your side, who knows best, who can make sure your every need is taken care of. But now you know, you don’t need to settle for someone just like me. I’m right here. I’ll give you all the love and care I give to Sophie.

You and I both know that it’s for your own good.

So what are you waiting for? Download my app onto your phone.

Your new life with me awaits.