A jaunty jingle plays over the airwaves and stage lights come on revealing a nursery themed sound stage. Two women were on the stage. One was sitting in a white rocking chair, with pink cushion on it. She was tall with a slender figure, having somewhat pale skin and brunette hair. She had on a nice looking, but functional red dress, with a white apron with plenty of pockets.

The other woman was sitting inside of a playpen. The inside of the playpen had a soft foam floor to keep it’s occupant comfortable. She was significantly shorter than the other woman, or it may be more accurate to say that the other woman was very tall, making this woman look like a child next to her even if she was fully grown. She had a more rounded figure, and brown hair with some subtle hints of blonde. This woman was wearing a short crop top shirt with “Diaper Girl” emblazoned across the chest over a purple heart. A purple pacifier clip was on the collar of the shirt and the purple pacifier was taking its place in her mouth. The only bottoms she wore was a purple, canvas, diaper cover, with a magnetic lock securing it shut around her waist. Although it couldn’t be seen, the diaper underneath was implied. She was the baby this nursery set was for.

It was obvious from first glance that the woman in the rocking chair was the adult in the room, and the one in the playpen was not. Her imposing stature complimented her confident, in charge, demeanor.

The two smiled and waved into several cameras around the sound stage, the one in the play pen donning the slightest hint of a blush.

“Welcome back welcome back,” the woman in the chair spoke over the fading intro music.

“Welcome back to the Learning Littles: the fastest rising Amazon care giver advice podcast. The only podcast with a fully trained little here to help answer our burning questions.” The camera shifts to the woman in the playpen who gives a happy wave while suckling on her pacifier. “I’m Sasha …”

“And I’m Lacey,” the other woman finished the introduction with a distinct childish tone. The intro music finally started to die down and the two hosts settled in.

“So lacey why don’t we start today's episode with a diaper check,” Sasha gave a devious grin. “Tell everyone how your diaper is Lacey.” The blush on Lacey’s face grew obvious, but she didn’t hesitate in her answer.

“I got a soggy, poopy, baby, diapee mommy,” Lacey said with an even tone, though her growing blush gave away her embarrassment at admitting that so childishly.

“That’s right you sure do, and that’s on purpose. Because the topic of today’s episode is messing. We’re gonna give you listeners at home some tips to help get your little messing their diapers and staying in them without complaint just like our little Lacey.”

“And here I thought you just wanted to make me blush,” Lacey said with a giggle.

“Well that too,” Sasha admitted. “But that is part of the appeal. You Littles are just so cute when you get blushy about your diapers. But tell us Lacey what do you think about diaper messing?”

“Well,” Lacey’s blush was still there, but she was living up to her title of being well trained and answered through the embarrassment. “I think I’m like most littles when I say being in a poopy diapee isn’t the best thing in the world. Especially when I was first getting trained. Now that my training is done though, I know that I just need to be ok with it until Mommy changes me. And it’s really not so bad once you get used to it.”

“You’re a very good girl for that Lacey,” Shasha praised, Lacey beamed in response. “Do you think that diaper messing is an important milestone in training a little Lacey?”

“I’d say so,” Lacey nodded. “Once you mess a diaper you really don’t come back from that. I think maybe it’s something hardwired into littles, it just gets easier and easier to get over that hump of messing yourself. The first diaper mess is the start and a well-trained baby like me is the end.”

“That’s right Lacey, good job. While dealing with the aftermath can be troublesome, and quite frankly gross, it is something of a watershed moment for your little. Though you can remove it from your end goal if it’s not something you want to deal with every day, I highly recommend that every end goal for little training include diaper messing as a component. Of course, getting a little to mess themselves is easier said than done. Lacey, would you elucidate our listeners on why diaper messing is harder to enforce than diaper wetting?”

“It’s because littles have to choose to mess. If you give it enough time, we eventually can’t help but wet ourselves, and, with enough training, we start wetting without really thinking about it. We always have to choose to mess though. Even with me being fully trained and not having a whole lot of continence left, I still have to choose to mess.” Lacey was using intelligent speech for someone dressed like she was.

“So, if you can’t get to the point where your little messes without thinking about it,” Sasha expanded on the answer. “What is the end goal with mess training?”

“Well for me, even though I can’t do it without thinking, I’ve been trained to make messies as soon as I feel the need, and I think that’s about as good as you can get.”

“And you do that even though you don’t really like your messy diapers?” Sasha asked the question with a knowing tone.

“Yes, I do,” Lacey spoke with a proud but submissive tone. “My mommy wants me to mess my diapees, so I mess my diapees.”

“She's such a good girl folks,” Sasha smiled sweetly, and again Lacey beamed. “Lacey is right about this, dear listeners. You will never be able to get your little to mess their diapers involuntarily. You can get there with wetting, even though it’s hard, but you won’t ever get there with messing. You have the difficult task of training your little to willingly mess their diapers, and most of them, even our dear Lacey here, don’t’ particularly enjoy messy diapers. So, let’s talk about how we can overcome this. I’ll show you what I think is the biggest help in this fight, something that might be familiar to anyone who listened to our episode on wetting. Stand up and show off your diaper cover Lacey.” Lacey stood up and struck some overexaggerated model like poses, highlighting the locking diaper cover she was wearing. “Yep, it’s our old friend the locking diaper cover.”

“I thought you just put me in this thing because it’s cute,” Lacey smirked.

“I can have more than one reason sweetie. Yes, the locking diaper cover, and it serves the same purpose as it does when training your little to wet. Just like there, the purpose isn’t really to keep them locked up until they can’t help but have an accident. It’s more psychological. You have to make them feel like they don’t have an option other than using their diapers. A good locking cover is a great way to stop any ideas they have about sneaking the diaper off when you aren’t looking. The diaper doesn’t come off until you say so, and you won’t say so until it’s messy. That’s the attitude you want to have here.”

“It’s very effective,” Lacey cut in with an explanation. “When I was still being trained, being kept in locking plastic pants or diaper covers really made me not want to hold it any more. Even though holding it in can become really uncomfortable, if I thought I could sneak off to a potty eventually, I would hold out as long as I could. In locking diaper covers though, I knew there was no sneaking off so I didn’t really want to deal with holding it.”

“And that’s the idea,” Sasha nodded. “Particularly because holding it in for that long is not good for your little. So, it seems like you agree with me that a locking diaper cover is the most important part.”

“I think I may actually disagree with you Mommy,” Lacey said with a smirk. "I think there's another tool that's better."

“Oh? Do tell,” Sasha almost sang. “Are you about to drop some sage little advice on our potential Mommies.”

“Mmmhmm mmhmm,” Lacey nodded enthusiastically. “I actually think the biggest tool in your arsenal is bargaining.”

“You think?” Sasha pondered. “Surely you’re not suggesting that a care giver’s end goal should be regularly bargaining with their littles.”

“I would never. A fully trained little should be totally obedient, but it’s a process to get from your new little to a fully trained little like me. I think it’s beneficial to bargain along the way as long as long you keep the goal of an obedient little in mind.”

“Let’s explore this bargaining a little more, because I agree that it’s a very valuable tool,” Sasha rested her head on her hand.

“Well, I can remember the first time you got me to mess,” Lacey began. “You had my diapees locked up, of course, and I had been holding it for a while. You saw I was uncomfortable and you told me that if I messed my diapee that you would change me right away. I messed for the first time and you changed me right away.”

“And I want to mention here,” Sasha cut in quickly. “That you should always hold up your end when bargaining. Even if you don’t really want to. Like here, when I would much rather have kept my little one messy, I held up my end of the bargain. Being a consistent voice with your little is important. Lacey, please explain more. Why would I be so lenient with you back then?”

“It’s like I said, once you mess your diaper you can’t really go back,” Lacey nodded. “After that first time messing it was all downhill. It was easier and easier for me to mess and you were more and more strict about changing me. Now these days I mess all the time and you don't change me until you're ready. I think that first time is really all it takes. You will get there eventually as long as you get that first one,” Lacey nodded, her explanation complete.

“Very inciteful little one,” Sasha said proudly. “Bargaining is a very powerful tool when you are starting your training, but you always want to keep your end goal in mind. You want your little to stay in their messy diapers without complaining, and to mess their diapers willingly. Let’s tackle how to enforce this one thing at a time. The solution to the fist problem is pretty obvious. The key to getting a little used to diapers is to keep them in diapers,” Sasha nodded her head “As your training goes on you want to wait longer and longer before changing your little out of a messy diaper. Ideally the minimum time in a messy diaper before getting changed is 30 minutes, but the maximum should be 2 hours, diaper rash is no joke. The solution to our second problem is reward. I find a lot of prospective mommies get caught up in being stern and punishing, but really the secret to effective training is reward not punishment. Praise your little whenever they mess their diapers, and praise them more for staying in it. In an earlier episode we discussed orgasm control as reward and punishment and personally that was very effective with Little Lacey.”

“Mommy!” Lacey blushed deeply causing Sasha to giggle.

“Anything to add Lacey?” Sasha asked with a teasing tone.

“Yes actually,” Lacey crossed her arms in a pout. “I was just going to add that punishment is important too but not in the way you might think.” Lacey adjusted her position in the play pen. “I know that most of my spankings happen when I’m getting my diapees changed, and I think that’s true for a lot of littles,” Lacey looked to Sasha for confirmation.

“It’s what I recommend,” Sasha nodded.

“Me too,” Lacey continued. “I mean I can barely feel a spanking if it’s over my diapees.”

“We’ll have to come back to this if we ever do an episode on spanking,” Sasha commented. “You’ll be the demonstration for that episode of course.”

“Gee can’t wait,” Lacey said sarcastically. “Anyway, I was going to say that since I knew getting changed is when I got spankings, I would sometimes be fine with staying in a messy diapee because I thought I was gonna get spankings when I got a change. It’s just another way to encourage your little to stay in their diapees.”

“That’s a very good point I hadn’t considered,” Sasha said in a praising tone. “This is why we need a little on the show. Good girl Lacey.” Lacey smiled and clapped a little. “I think this is a great example of how all our tips can build off one another. We’ve covered a lot this episode and I’m sure Lacey is very eager to get changed out of her messy diaper.”

“Yes please,” Lacey said cheekily.

“But you don’t mind waiting to get through a few listener questions before your diaper change do you Lacey?”

“Oh, I love listener questions,” Lacey squeed with excitement. “My poopy diapee can wait.”

“I thought so. Our first question comes from an Amazon named Clarintha. She asks: ‘I noticed that lacey is very articulate and smart, but she says certain words childishly. Can you explain?’ You’ve got a good ear Clarintha. This is a tactic we are going to go over in another episode, but we can go over a few of Lacey’s baby words now as a preview. See Lacey isn’t allowed to say certain words, she has to say the baby version. So instead of diapers it’s …” Sasha left off for Lacey to finish.

“I gotta say 'diapees',” Lacey nodded. “And most of the time I gotta say 'my baby diapees' because I’m talking about my baby diapees, and mommy wants me to emphasize the baby cuz I'm a baby.” Lacey nodded with a smile.

“I find that this is a very useful rule for keeping your little in the right headspace even when you aren't playing with them, but again stay tuned for that episode.” Sasha cleared her throat and moved on to the next question. “Our next question is from a little. We love our little listeners.”

“We sure do,” Lacey agreed.

“Zack asks: ‘I’m very impressed with how well-trained Lacey is. It seems like she’s got it all. Is there anywhere left for her to go with her training?’ You’re right Zack Lacey is very well trained. We do have one more thing we are trying to work on, though. I’m trying to get Lacey used to crawling everywhere and keeping her off of the adult furniture in the house unless I give her permission.”

“I still got a lotta work to do,” Lacey sighed. “I keep wanting to stand up, and I miss being able to hop on the couch whenever I want, but I’m learning, and I love the feels I get from it. Oh, and Mommy got me some cute kneepads and a whole lot of cute baby furniture for me to use now.”

“And she still gets up on the furniture sometimes,” Sasha admitted. “What good is having a little if you can’t cuddle them on the couch while you're watching a movie. Plus, it’s really uncomfortable to breastfeed her without getting on the couch or the chair, and I think it’s really important too …”

“Mommy!” Lacey cut in with a blush. Sasha looked at her sternly but Lacey was able to recover. “Shouldn’t we save that for another episode.”

“I suppose you are right,” Sasha said glaring at Lacey. “And with that we’re going to end this episode of Learning Littles. Be sure to tune in next month where our topic for the episode is going to be a fun look at some activities you can do with your little to help promote positive bonding.”

“Buh bye everyone,” Lacey smiled and waved at the camera. “Hope to see you there.”

Outro music started playing and the camera shifted to an overhead angle to show the whole set. While the credits rolled Sasha started changing Lacey’s diaper, delivering two quick swats to her rear for cutting off her explanation of breast feeding. The footage of Lacey getting her diapered changed faded out as the credits reached their end.